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Showing posts with label Bill 101. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill 101. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Post-Election Blues in la Belle Province

My voting card in hand, Fred and I trudged to St-Joseph's Oratory on Monday to cast our votes. We approached the church, praying silently that we wouldn't have to climb the hundred something stairs to the top in order to do so. Apparently the government accounted for this laziness and set up post in a little chalet at the foot of the stairs. We waited no more than a minute to register our votes, traditionally a sign of a Liberal victory in Quebec. The formula has long been low voter turn-out equals Liberal victory, high voter turn-out equals Parti Québécois victory. Though Quebec has the highest rate of voter turn-out in the country, this election put us at a sad 71% participation.

Quebeckers rarely waffle. Stubborness, pride and political conviction are three characteristics that very accurately describe your typical Quebecker. You're either separatist or federalist, there are few who sit in the middle, indifferent. This is exactly why it has been 129 years since the last minority government in Quebec. It is a difficult picture to paint for someone who has never set foot in Quebec. I engaged in very few political discussions during my years in Calgary- Albertans are largely politically indifferent. The province in prospering so it appears that the government is doing something right, and voters continue to elect the same people to lead them. That's why Kananaskis was such a perfect place for the G-8 summit meetings, and Quebec City such a poor place. My year at the University of Calgary, I was part of the campaign against tuition hikes. To our extreme frustration, few people signed our petition against the hikes- indifferent about the price and the actions of their government. Meanwhile, tuition hikes and cuts to student loans and bursaries left Quebec universities and Cégeps empty during student strikes two years ago. Some schools were closed only a day or two, the Université de Montréal, however, was closed for three months in protest.

We watched the election coverage intermittently that night. Up until 9pm, CBC was predicting an ADQ victory. I was both baffled and afraid. How can a party that waffled on the issue of sovereignty possibly be leading? A party that presented few clear ideas in the hopes of capturing the voters who were turning against the PQ and the Liberals? The consequences could be dire. The Quebec economy is not what it once was. With the passing of Bill 101, hundreds of big businesses packed up and moved to Toronto. Few, if any have returned. Today the two biggest industries in Montreal are the sex trade and telemarketing. Thankfully, the city has in recent years also become a hot bed for the video game industry. In any case, the desire to maintain the culture of the province has gone to such lengths that it has crippled the economy. Instead of looking at the city of Montreal, approximately 60% French to 40% English, and realizing the incredible potential that this held for businesses, the government has done their best to prevent the French from learning English. French and English are the two most common official languages in the world- imagine the possibilities if nearly 100% of permanent residents were bilingual. But bilingual people have the freedom to leave for provinces with lower tax rates and this would threaten sovereignty, so instead it has been made very difficult for francophones to learn English. I'm rambling. Back to Mario Dumont- a leader with so few clear plans, his election would have been disastrous for this delicate economy. Rather like Ralph Klein, but in a less fortunate province. His collection of questionable choices for ministers does not particularly help his case. I was fearful of an ADQ victory. Children, it seems, were also fearful of such a victory. The French newspaper, La Presse polled a group of kindergarten students and asked them which of the three party leaders most resembled the evil Lord Voldemor of Harry Potter. Mario Dumont (ADQ) was the clear winner.


Evil Lord Voldemor

Evil Mario

See the resemblance?



Having said all that, a PQ victory would have been less disastrous, in my mind, but not by much. André Boisclair is not a leader. While people at Liberal headquarters shouted 'Charest, Charest!' and ADQ headquarters was filled with screams of 'Dumont, Dumont!' on Monday night, les péquistes (PQists) were apparently chanting, 'Un pays, un pays!' (A country, a country!). The PQ may have the strongest platform in terms of social programs, but it is too idealistic. They fail to generate any new ideas to provoke the economy and resort to blaming the federal government for budget shortfalls, yet remain determined that separation is a viable option. It seems that voters this election gave them a clear message that their message is tired and old. Nobody wants another referendum. The province can't afford it. I'm not sure if this has been big news across Canada, or if the focus has largely been in Quebec. Montreal is a cosmopolitan city and one of Canada's most diverse. The issue of 'reasonable accomodation' seems to have snuck its way into the media and they are trying their best to instill fear in les québécois that their culture is at risk because Muslim women choose to wear hijabs, or because I'm not permitted to eat non-kosher spaghetti in the kosher section of the Jewish hospital. Please. Is your culture really so fragile that it is threatened based on where you eat your lunch? On passing a woman dressed differently in the street? Boisclair's recent comments about Asians with les yeux bridés (slanty eyes) reveals that he is not the one to lead us through this definitive period of cultural integration.


At least André Boisclair is happy. That's what counts...

We can probably assume this photo was taken before Monday.


The Liberals. The lesser of the three evils, but I am still not interested in supporting them. Charest fell short of his election promises from the last election, and in my mind does not deserve a second chance. That having been said, he was the best of the realistic possibilities. At least we know that his platform is all lies and his federalist agenda means that it is in his best interest to make the Quebec economy more accessible. Of course, this is in the best interest of Quebec, but some are too stubborn to acknowledge that welcoming in big business does not have to mean sacrificing your language and your culture. English and French are perfectly capable of living side by side in Montreal. Despite the unfortunate and sometimes mysterious choice of having each candidate posed with their fist under their chin (in French, the word for chin is menton, dangerously close to the verb mentir -to lie.) on campaign posters, it seems that many Quebeckers chose their Liberal candidates to lead them. Perhaps their victory (if you can call it that) had something to do with the Gazette's review of which party's posters were the best to go sliding. The Liberals won that contest by leaps and bounds- probably due to their disregard for the environment, demonstrated by needlessessly big campaign posters.

Jean Charest

We wouldn't have been happy with any of the possible results. The Liberals won in my riding, followed closely by the Parti Québécois and in third place, the Green Party. Change is in the air. If nothing else, these elections have sent a clear message. We are not pleased. At school the other day, we were discussing how mysterious it is that the ADQ won so many seats when no one will admit to voting for them. Perhaps their success was meant to signal dissatisfaction, and we came frighteningly close to teaching ourselves a very important lesson.

Friday, February 16, 2007

The Evolution of Language

I finally received my study guides for my upcoming French test and have realized that it won't be as easy as the woman on the phone promised me. It seems that the Quebec government is picky about details that no one else cares about. And apparently the beloved Office de la langue française has made some new rules for writing. Perhaps they heard a rumour that Francophones were actually becoming somewhat capable of writing their language and decided to further complicate it while they had the chance. For part of the test, we're given a paragraph of text and asked to correct the errors. The prep-booklet suggests that we keep in mind that the proper way to write 21, for instance, is no longer vingt et un, but the Office de la langue française has fallen in love with les traits d'unions and has declared that vingt-et-un c'écrit comme ça. The text also contains des anglicismes. Some are fairly obvious. Ça ce dit pas appointment en français, mais plustôt rendez-vous. Mais y en a d'autres qui peuvent facilement nous tromper. La phrase; 'Veuillez compléter le formulaire' contient un anglicism, mais ça ce dit souvent. Compléter, allegedly, should only be used in the sense of adding something, or to complete it- not à remplir un formulaire. Then again, it was likely printed in France and they speak funny French. They say things like cake instead of gâteau or ticket instead of billet, words that would surely give me a failing grade on my knowledge of government of Quebec approved vocabulary. The Université de Montréal Department of French lists the following as words and abbreviations often contaminated by English:

  • adresse (address)
  • app. (apt. - meaning apartment)
  • Dr (Dr. - note the lack of period in French)
  • h (hr. - meaning hour)
  • no (no. - meaning number)

The Office de la langue française is so terrified of my contamination of the above French terms that it fears allowing me to teach English to young Francophones could have disastrous effects on the French language. Just imagine if there were consistency in abbreviations across language barriers! Quelle horreur!


Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Living in Distinctland

Well, shit did not hit the fan with the declaration of the 'nation québécois' as I had expected. Or at least, hasn't yet. Keep in mind, we are still having to live under the rule of our beloved Liberal leader Jean Charest for another year or so... I don't think we'll see the full consequences of the declaration of the nouveau nation until the Parti Québécois is inevitably re-elected to clean up the mess that the Liberal government made (yet again). Federalist voters have it bad in Québec- a vote for the Liberals is a vote for a united Canada, but unfortunately they just aren't fit to be in the running. A vote for the Parti Québécois is a vote for sovereignty. And so begins my ode to this frustrating place called Québec.

Some of you may have been privy to my rants on eccentricities of Quebec. Like the government branch set up to okay the name you propose to give your child. That's right- in Quebec dumb children's names like Apple or Idaho or Rainbow just don't fly. Well you might be able to get away with it in English, but in French, it's a definite no-go. Or the Montreal city by-law prohibiting orange garbage bags. Topping the list, of course, is the Moving Day phenomenon which was actually the subject of a BBC documentary. For those of you who aren't aware, Moving Day (strangely coinciding with the federalist holiday of Canada Day) is when all the leases in the city of Montreal end, we fight over moving trucks and snake our way ever so slowly through the streets in the scorching heat to dump all our belongings at our new home... which we first saw six months ago. A close second is the infamous Bill 101 - the language law that has left many English Montrealers bilingual and most French Montrealers sadly unilingual.

Recently the renaming of Park Avenue (which quietly celebrated it's 124th birthday today) has been drawing a great deal of attention here. The current mayor, Mr Tremblay, has decided, for no apparent reason, to rename this historic street after Robert Bourassa, formerly the Premier of Québec. Most of the city disapproved of this move, even the Bourassa family, who suggested that St Joseph be renamed instead, since this was where Bourassa lived. But Tremblay wouldn't hear of it and so off the proposal goes to the Provincial naming police for a final rubber stamp. Ironically, I recently discovered that the names of the metro stations are protected by the historic society. So we will hold onto the name Guy-Concordia metro as though it's something special, as we say good-bye to Park Avenue.

I've finally gotten some clarification on how to go about applying for a teaching position in Quebec. It sounds fairly simple, I'm sure, but when a province has laws about signs and names you can rest assured that it's never an easy feat to have anything to do with a government body. It seems that in order to teach English as a second language- now get this, I have to prove my competency in French. So soon enough I will be locked in a room with a Bescherelle I haven't opened since grade nine and test my knowledge (or memory, more appropriately) on the passé composé and infinif tenses. AHHH!!! Amazing how I honestly believed that I would never need to know it... Thanks Bill 101!